The Alt-Right Done Goofed

So the “Unite the Right” rally has come and gone…and now I can no longer say that “…the alt-right, for all of its many flaws, has never killed or committed bodily harm upon somebody.”

In looking at the driver of the car that ran down and killed that woman, it turns out that James Fields is the walking embodiment of the media’s caricature of anybody to the right of Joseph Stalin: a violent Neo-Nazi LARPer who attempted to join the military but got rejected due to mental health issues. While there is some new evidence to show he was surrounded by antifa protesters beating his car with baseball batsthe fact remains that Fields is not what anyone would call an exemplar of human behavior.

One might ask why this clown was involved with this rally at allthe reason being that this rally was intended to, as its name implied, unite the alt-right, new right, and all of the other disparate right-wing political groups that were only connected by their disdain for leftists. And therein lies the problem. They were aiming to plant the seeds that would inevitably bear bitter fruit at some point down the line, but it backfired spectacularly.

I said it two years ago, and then again last year, and I’ll repeat it again: NAZIS ARE NOT PEOPLE WE SHOULD BE INVOLVED WITH. Ignoring the fact that Nazism has less than any connection to American history and/or culture, let me repeat the fact that THE NAZIS LOST. They are literally losers.

More than that, I have still not received a coherent answer as to how these people who are (whether it be directly or indirectly) responsible for the deaths of more white people than any other group in history are supposed to be great heroes and paragons of the white race. Considering that the original Nazis were a bunch of jagweeds anyway, what does that say about their uglier, stupider, poorer, and infinitely more pathetic intellectual progeny?

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that anybody who supports a tinpot dictatorship from 80 years ago in a completely different country from theirs is probably a moron. I’ve said for at least the past year that someone who is that stupid and/or insane is not somebody we want to deal with, and now I’ve gotten vindication for expressing these “cucky” views.

The idea that “the various ethnies of white people have unique and beautiful cultures that deserve to continue to exist, white people shouldn’t be constantly guilt-tripped, and white people shouldn’t be driven into extinction” is a self evident thesis, regardless of the nation in which you’re speaking, and it doesn’t need to be associated with the darkest chapter of one particular country!

For all the talk of “not punching rightward,” we’ve forgotten that some people do need to get punched in the head if they’re acting like complete dolts that make the rest of us look bad. And yes, I’m going to say that if the alt-right or the new right, or whatever form of “non-mainstream, anti-cuckservative right” you subscribe to is going to survive, they have to do two things, one after the other:

1) Make it clear that Nazi LARPers have no place

Once again, I think recent events have proven that these people are going to be a burden. Whether they’re earnest or “ironic” in the silly Daily Stormer mold, they all have to be kicked out. Even if you ignore the historical illiteracy they show, take a casual glance at the personal lives of James Fields, or Andrew Anglin, or literally any of the staff of The Right Stuffnothing but a pack of louts and degenerates. Do you want to associate with them?

And on a similar note…

2) Make it clear that we’re about positivity and love of white people, not hate for non-whites

I want to make it clear: I do not want to “cuck” the movement that has been built; rather, I want to continue pushing hate facts, promote positive images of white people, help white people fight for their collective interests effectively, and stop the endless guilt tripping and deconstructionism of white culture and history.

However, I do NOT wish to aggress and bring hatred and violence towards non-white people. I feel that spreading a message of self-respect and positivity is much more palatable to the normies than screaming “GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW!” Not only that, if we’re seen as being peaceful and non-hateful, it makes it much harder for the media to paint us as the villain. Like it or not, the non-violent resistance of the civil rights movement did work.

To repeat and paraphrase another statement I’ve made in the past: Last year I changed my website’s “alt-right” tag to “neomasculinity,” and I STILL haven’t regretted it once. And every day I look at the trainwreck the alt-right has become, I regret it even less.

Larsen Halleck is best known as the fitness and nutrition writer for Return of Kings, but also writes at his own website The Barbaric Gentleman, and also makes Youtube videos

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  1. The error is the world has changed to identity politics from ideology.
    Simply not being rabidly philo-zionist makes you an anti-Semite.
    You are in the same bin as Christopher Cantwell, Richard Spencer, and I can’t even remember even one of the real racists. You haven’t realized it yet. If there was a “UniteTheModerateRight”, which centered about your position on the spectrum, Antifa would still show up and club you and spray you with bear repellent, wasp killer, or Hydrochloric acid. And you would be charged with a felony if you took any defensive action.
    Have you not notice there are no adults at MSNBC or CNN that can bring themselves to denounce antifa for doing the above, or even throwing urine balloons at the cops?
    You are either an Eloi or a Morlock.
    Triangulation just puts you in no mans land where you will be shot at by both sides.

    • I’m not saying “try to play both sides”, I’m saying “dressing up as a Nazi doesn’t help anybody”. I’ve never understood this idea of “derp, they’re gonna call you a Nazi so you should just be one!”

      If white people are supposed to be so great, surely we can look to better examples than a failed dictatorship.

      • No, you should not BE a Nazi or adopt the things which are evil or nonsensical, but instead consider the left as imbeciles or insane.
        But the leftists aren’t being kept in some Asylum where they can neither harm themselves nor others.
        Some have doused themselves with gasoline and are ready to ignite it. We simply need to throw a lighted zippo (shouting “yippie caye eeee MF…” .
        I have less problem with the left’s arson, than with they insist on burning the firehouse down.

  2. I agree entirely. If they are serious about the cause of gaining entrance into identity politics for whites so that whites can get on an even playing field in the political discourse, then they should be wary of the optics, and frankly kick the shit out of anybody that wants to show up in a costume or bearing the paraphernalia of thoroughly defeated ideologies. The meme culture is another thing. I see it as a reaction to the entrenched over reaction of all things left. A college professor branded “racist” for using the word ‘niggardly’ in context, Obama being perplexed at the motives of the shooter of the Dallas Police after the black police chief didn’t mince words, beer summit, George Zimmerman the “White Hispanic” who apparently didn’t have the right to preserve his own life and on and on and on. The left wanted Nazis and they got mocked by all the nazis they created. This is a far different thing than having idiots dressed in nazi regalia or Sieg Heiling across the country. That is when it isn’t remotely productive anymore.

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